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Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Lava Closure


Government officials are trying to make themselves useful in Hawaii as the unstoppable forces of nature do what comes naturally. So, naturally the officials came up with this:
County officials are making arrangements for those living in the lava's path to be able to watch the lava destroy their homes as a means of closure.
I'm pretty sure the home owners will have closure when they find that their home has become a big black pile of steaming rock. But thanks for trying, County officials. What would we do without you?

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