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Sunday, July 24, 2016

Scientists Looking for Invisible Dark Matter Can't Find Any

Scientists Looking for Invisible Dark Matter Can't Find Any

For three years, scientists have been looking for dark matter — which though invisible, makes up more than four-fifths of the universe’s matter — nearly a mile underground in a former gold mine in Lead, South Dakota. But on Thursday they announced at a conference in England that they didn’t find what they were searching for, despite sensitive equipment that exceeded technological goals in a project that cost $10 million to build.

Maybe that's because it DOESN"T EXIST. Perhaps maybe, just maybe it's time to reject the prevailing hypothesis (yes, it never was a "Theory") and begin again with step one of the Scientific Method: Objective observation.

Aaah, but there's no government funding for that, now is there? And "Science" proceeds to the tune of available funding.

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Orlando Shooter Obviously Didn't See Sign Posted Outside of Pulse Club


But Who Would Build the... the... the... Air Road.. Things?

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Wouldn't It Be Nice If (Supreme Court Edition)...

Wouldn't it be nice if we just didn't care enough to fill the vacant seat on the Supreme Court now that Justice Scalia has passed away?


In my perfect world, a few years would pass and someone might mention that there are supposed to be 9 justices on the Supreme Court, not 8. And we'd be all like: "Oh, yeah. I guess we just forgot to fill that seat once, um.. you know. once the last guy was um... umm.. what happened to the last guy? Anyway. Are you going to finish those fries? I've got some bad ass new shorts I have to show you. You gotta try this waffle."

Saturday, January 23, 2016

How To End All Wars

Sunday, January 17, 2016

For Mature Readers Only: The Horrors of Anarcy

I hope you can keep from vomiting over this one. Yes, here they are - people not relying on government to nurture and protect them from cradle to grave. It is insidious and evil, obviously. I hope this serves as an example of why we NEED government. It's hard not to look at this stuff - like a car accident. Yuck!


Saturday, January 16, 2016

But Who Would Poison Our Water?

... and claim that it is good for us?


Friday, January 15, 2016

But Who Would Antagonize Iran?


Sunday, January 3, 2016

Oregon sheriff says refuge occupiers trying to overthrow government