Adam Kokesh for President in 2020

With this kind of leadership, I just might vote again:

This next year I plan to launch my 2020 presidential campaign. The more that government screws up between now and then, the more people will be on board with this. I have one goal, one simple platform: to dissolve the federal government entirely and return all authority to the states. - Adam Kokesh 

The Indestructible Passport - New Uses

I Guess If You're Looking For Your Passport...

.. the easiest way to find it is to blow yourself up. Then it will appear, fresh and new as if just printed up. That's how the Paris terrorists' passports were found, anyway. And the 911 hijackers. None of that having to take DNA evidence from the crime scene and then find a relative and dig deep to find the history and recent whereabouts, and then eventually bust into a beat-up apartment and rummage through all the drawers to find it. No, no. Just have the terrorists blow themselves up and the passport that links them to the unfavored boogie man of the week will appear.

That's this week's tip from your friends at "But Who Would Build The Roads"

Assailant in Paris attacks had Syrian passport and passed through Greek island of Leros: Greece official

Just a Reminder of Why I Started This Blog

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Whenever anyone brings up the possibilities of Anarchy, there's always someone who says "But who would build the roads?". Like rocks and hot tar are not available to just anyone, only to very special workers anointed by elite bureaucrats who have to be elected by some elaborate bogus process first. THEN and ONLY THEN can you get access to rocks and tar, I guess. And the most efficient way to build these roads is by voting, or backroom payoffs, or by having the bureaucrat hand the work to his ne'er-do-well brother-in-law who couldn't otherwise get a decent job. Oh, and how should we pay for these roads? I know! Steal the money from everyone in order to build the roads for the favored few. How could it possibly be done any other way?

But Who Would Provide Us With Free Healthcare?

I mean, what would we do without free government healthcare? We'd have to do without this

... and this...

 .. and... oh, no.. I'm starting to feel ill. I'm going to throw up... is there a sink nearby? Oh, here's one at the local hospital:

From Free Healthcare?

Hey, We're not at War with Russia, are we?

I mean, Trident missile launches, and what not... It's a little curious after the downed Russian Jet and the Mysterious Heart Attack Syndrome of late.

Mysterious Heart Attack Syndrome

Check out the Secret CIA heart attack gun if you didn't know about it already. It is handy for inducing heart attacks and leaving no trace. But the CIA doesn't use THAT anymore, do they?

Putin's Multi-Millionaire Media Mogul Dies Of Mysterious "Heart Attack" In Luxury DC Hotel

And by the way... we're not at war with Russia, are we?

Energy-efficient Militarism

Oh yeah, and with your yard water usage as well. And your carbon foot print. How do you like our organic cotton black uniforms and compassionate sans-leather jackboots?

Too Shcool for Skool

HA HA to Criminals

With more and more gun-free zones popping up, criminals will be OUT OF WORK! Ha ha! They'll have to go out and get an honest job like working for the governor or banking.