Well, Since Science is a Democratic Process....

I guess we can all agree that global warming is entirely caused by humans because scientists voted for it. Like they voted for E=MC2 and gravity. And the heliocentric view of the solar system, etc..

We truly live in a new dark age.

Is Hurricane Olaf Headed for Los Angeles?

Deaton On ... Wait, What?

Hooray for Inequality! Democracy sucks! Beat it to a pulp, Inequality! Go! Who needs everything the same you idiot Angus Deaton! What would we strive for? To be equal with everyone else? Hey, let's go out and .... I don't know... strive .. to be equal...? WTF is that? What kind of life is that? Who needs a democratic world where 51% rules the 49%?  No thanks! And for this idiocy he gets a Nobel Prize?

Book 'em Dano, She's Japanese

That feeling you get when you realize that you should just stop being so Japanese.

Brought to you by your local police force - "We're just doing our job". Ha Ha! But seriously - we KNOW you police won't round people up and send them to concentration camps next time that order comes down, right? Right? Um... right? Is this thing on? Hello....?

Freaky Anarchists and Their Accomplishments

This reminds me of how the builders of the death camps of history were not the anarchists the freaks, the dissidents, the oddballs, the outsiders, the iconoclasts, the individualists. It was those who follow orders happily that forged the overs, nailed the camps together and kept the trains running. Next time you see an oddball anarchist freak, make sure to thank him for his service.

Yay For Gun Laws!

The complex gun law code will make it too confusing to be a criminal! I like this! We have so many gun laws that a criminal will not know whether to take his gun to the crime scene in his glove box or his trunk, or where he should keep his ammunition, or what kind of ammunition is allowed! Imagine the look on the criminal's face when you say to him "Hey, do you have a permit to carry that AK-47" HA! He'll be like "Well, um... I um... I think you don't need one for this model...?". And you'd be all like "Yes you do", and he'd be all like "Well, I may have left it in the car or my friend has it. Hey, Stevie, do you have the permits for these armaments or does someone else have them. I mean, you did get permits for them, didn't you?". And on and on. HA HA! We need more of these laws just for the crime scene entertainment value!

ISIS is a bad puddy tat

Oooo! ISIS is out to get us! They may come over here and force us to give them half of our money! Maybe they will control our media! Oooo, maybe they will build incarceration facilities where we will be jailed for minor offenses like smoking or drinking a large coke! Oooo I'm scared. Maybe... maybe they will take control of our currency and inflate the hell out of it to their benefit while savers are punished with negative rates of return. Oooo! Oooo!