IS PLUTO GROWING?

Note the older, darker, more cratered surface appears to have split off from itself into a fish-shaped island and the intervening spaces filled in with younger, lighter colored, less cratered surface. Some would say it is "continental drift", and others would say that the light colored surface is new and ... that PLUTO IS GROWING!

INCREDIBLE! FACE ON PLUTO!

I'm sure you were all amazed at the stunning up-close picture of Pluto's surface today. But even more stunning is the incredible FACE that can clearly be seen in the foreground. Yes, the extraterrestrial Plutonian ice-creatures are obviously fans of ....

... May from Sid the Science Kid! 

I think it is a sure sign of Plutonian intelligence. I mean, did you notice that they didn't make a big carving of that idiot Gerald? These Plutonians are smart!

Socialism vs. Capitalism

It's really not a fair comparison. I mean, look at all the great people you get to meet in those bread lines. And... and just think that oooooo, YUCK - someone is MAKING MONEY by selling the bread and the bread making machines in the second picture. We can't have that. Capitalism is the little brother who always tries hard  but just never wins. Like Beaver Cleaver. Come on Beav, cheer up. One day you'll be a popular as Socialism.

FORCED Sharing is Cool, I Guess.

Saw this meme today: 

Only, they miss the point that Socialism is FORCED sharing. I.e.: If you don't want to share something, too bad, they'll take it by force. It's not an "idea" of sharing - ideas can't hurt you. It is sharing at gunpoint. And guns will hurt you.

California's Vaccination Law for Kids

Congratulations to Jerry Brown for signing the "leave school if you have a brain" bill. It could be the best piece of legislation he's ever passed since so many will be freed from the pro-government indoctrination camps known as public schools. Of course, the criteria to leave school is that your parents have to understand science, and be inquisitive, caring and assertive. In other words, these are the best of the best people that will be leaving the camps - I mean schools, or whatever - and will be freeing up their minds for imaginative, innovative and productive endeavors instead of slogging around learning what year the War of 1812 started. Hooray!