I Guess Show's Over, All Protesters Can Go Home Now..

... you see Freddie Gray intentionally snapped his spinal cord and crushed his larynx and broke his leg. So there you go. The police had nothing to do with it.

The Looting Problem

If looting disturbs you, just wait until you try to collect social security.

But Who Would Run Illegal Drugs into this Country?

TWO CIA AGENTS ARRESTED BY MINUTEMEN WHILE CROSSING MEXICAN BORDER WITH 1300 POUNDS OF COCAINE

A group of seven minutemen saw a large black SUV drive rapidly across the border. They chased the vehicle in their own trucks and achieved to immobilize it after a chase of more than 15 miles.
The vigilantes arrested the two men on board and called the border patrol, who proceeded to search the vehicle. They discovered dozens of packages of cocaine, totalling an incredible 618.4 kilograms (1363 pounds).

The search of the vehicle revealed 36 packages of cocaine, all marked with the symbol of the Sinaloa Cartel, representing a black scorpion.

The two men claim to be CIA operatives based in Mexico and explained that the drug was actually part of an operation of the agency.

Yeah, no kidding it was part of an operation of the agency. That operation is called destroy America so we can make a massive profit and spend it on controlling governments around the world.

But Who Would Build the ... um, the... um... um....

Aeromobil's Flying Car

BUT WHO WOULD SEIZE YOUR RAISINS?

Abolish the National Raisin Reserve

The National Raisin Reserve — which is overseen by the Fresno-based Raisin Administrative Committee — is part of post-World War II-era program that forces raisin producers to give part of their annual crop to the government to prevent an oversupply of the dried fruit. Controversially, the program seizes the raisins from the farmers without paying them, and that has created friction,

Oh, so THAT'S the controversial part - there's no payment. Well, well... I thought the controversial part might have had something to do with the fact that an organization exists that has the power to do virtually anything it wants to hard working farmers, and people in general, at it's whim, while waving flags and guns around and saying that we're not patriotic. Silly me.

But Who Would Send Innocent People to Death Row?

Pseudoscience in the Witness Box

The FBI faked an entire field of forensic science.

 There were no scientifically accepted standards for forensic testing, yet FBI experts routinely and almost unvaryingly testified, according to the Post, “to the near-certainty of ‘matches’ of crime-scene hairs to defendants, backing their claims by citing incomplete or misleading statistics drawn from their case work.”

Good Thing There Were Cops Nearby...

... to arrest this thug for accosting this woman and destroying her property. It's not often that the cops are RIGHT THERE. and TWO OF THEM to immediately make the arrest and bring the assailant to justice. What? You mean.... huh? You mean they DIDN'T make the arrest? Well... well that would make them complicit... and, well... just as bad as the thug! That... that can't be....

But What Would You Replace the Roads With?

Yeah, did you ever think that MAYBE roads are a PROBLEM, that like a fire, needs to be put out? It's a different way of looking at the world, but all that "free" asphalt might be stifling innovation by making traditional modes of transportation artificialy cheaper than alternatives. What are the effects of all that acreage of asphalt on the environment? Could hot tar be dangerous to your health? Is there a smater, faster, safer alternative to road travel? Maybe once the fire is out, we'll be able to see the answers to these questions.

Who Rules You - Hitlery Edition

A school is locked down when Hitlery visits. Aaah, democracy

I Am An ‘Everyday Iowan’ And Here Is How Close I Got To Hillary Clinton Today

I Launched All of our ICBM Nuclear Arsenal at Russia. I'm Sorry.

Just another "government mistake".

Hey, he said "I'm sorry".

The problem is that we give these guys the power and the weapons for destruction, and let them get away when they make a mistake, or when they are outright murderers. Let's hope the next "mistake" isn't directed at us.

Can't Wait for the Driverless Car!

Car, take me to the anarchist deli.

"WOAH - Are you sure you want to go there?"

Car, park me near the protest on Federal Ave.

"SITE BLOCKED"

Car, take me to the firing range.

"This site contains both secure and nonsecure items. Do you want me to take you to the secure items only?"

Car, get me out of this state!

"404 - Not Found"